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The FatSlim

Between sizes -∞ and ∞.

Fat says Slim says

  Welcome to FATSLIM

Fat says: Hi, if you haven’t noticed. I’m fat. Also, I’m racy but not racist and I’m sexy but not sexist. Due to my size, I’m more important than most of the people. If you are reading this, you automatically agree to succumb to my power and wisdom. 

Slim says: Hi people, I’m thin. I am lazy as a lizard on a hot Sunday afternoon. I got so thin by shitting more. I owe all my success to my really efficient commode. I also think all my blogs there. My next post is going to be 10 yellow brown gravy foods we like to eat. Ya, I hate toilet humour so abstain from that….Bada Bing Bada Boom

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